"Oh, Hi Mom! Have you tired this silk pie yet?"....
..."tastes sorta like, hmmm...chocolate and whipping cream."
"I'll share it with you...dig in!"
"What..? I only drooled a little....besides, Mom's aren't supposed to get grossed out by their kids spit."
"Suitchyerself...more for me then."
"I gotta tell ya though, you're missing out on a delicious Walmart pie"
"Perfect compliment to the pizza, thanks Mom!"
**He colored on his own nose, and pulled a chair up to the stove while I was in the other room for a bit. I don't typically buy Walmart pies, but this one was free.