Elliot was telling my mom how he had to open all the windows this morning because Jason burned eggs, and Brookelyn said that "he always burns everything."
***a retelling as acurate as I can remember it....
Elliot: "Well, he doesn't cook a lot...he doesn't know"
Brookelyn: "Well, he still burns everything...even pizza."
Elliot: "He doesn't burn the pizza, Brookelyn, that's what color it's supposed to be."
Brookelyn: "It's not supposed to be brown, Elliot, that means it's burned"
Mom: "Well he can make pancakes too, can't he?"
Brookelyn: "Yah, and he burns those too."
...and at supper time....
Elliot: "Grandma, this pizza isn't burned, it's perfect!"...in reference to her "not brown" pizza :D